{"id":868,"date":"2006-10-06T07:33:26","date_gmt":"2006-10-06T14:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourthoughts.ca\/2006\/10\/06\/the-most-correct-articles-of-faith\/"},"modified":"2006-10-06T16:41:33","modified_gmt":"2006-10-06T23:41:33","slug":"the-most-correct-articles-of-faith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourthoughts.ca\/2006\/10\/06\/the-most-correct-articles-of-faith\/","title":{"rendered":"The MOST correct Articles Of Faith!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I received this in my email this morning. Do what you will with it.<\/p>\n

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  1. We believe that elders should move pianos, washers, dryers, and multiple pound bags of storage wheat through narrow hallways, tight door jams, and at least one flight of stairs.<\/li>\n
  2. We believe that the Relief Society is called to provide meals for the needy. We do not believe that the priesthood cooks for anyone, except at ward camp-out breakfasts and Dutch-oven meals for more expendable Deacons.<\/li>\n
  3. We believe in tuna casserole with cream of mushroom soup and potato chip topping, served in a Tupperware dish with a piece of masking tape on the bottom that reads “Jones,” “Smith”, or “Johnson.”<\/li>\n
  4. We believe that women should stop having children at 35, (36+ is just too many).<\/li>\n
  5. We believe in worshipping professional sports if the contest includes:\n