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With one month left on my mission, the mission president assigned me a brand new missionary to train. The logistics of that is a post for another day.<\/p>\n

Anyhow, at my companion?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2s first district training meeting, we sang a hymn and knelt for opening prayer. The elder asked to say the prayer said something along the lines of the following:<\/p>\n

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Dear Heavenly Father,<\/p>\n

Prayer #9.<\/p>\n

In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

We all stood up to do our missionary recitations (Standard of truth, D&C 4, etc), and my companion stayed kneeling on the floor completely dumbstruck. After the rest of us stopped laughing, we knelt again and offered a more thorough prayer.<\/p>\n

That?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2s probably a guaranteed passage-to-hell ticket.<\/p>\n

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