{"id":79,"date":"2005-03-09T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourthoughts.ca\/?p=79"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"international-mormons-against-american-domination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourthoughts.ca\/2005\/03\/09\/international-mormons-against-american-domination\/","title":{"rendered":"International Mormons Against American Domination"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Over at <a href=\"http:\/\/mormonshadow.blogspot.com\/2005\/03\/caricatures.html#111024715433502645\">Mormon Shadow<\/a>, Ronan revealed the establishment of his International Mormons Against American Domination guerrilla organisation.<\/p>\n<p>It seems their first order of business is to remove basketball courts from all LDS chapels in the UK and replace them with soccer fields. What a great idea.<\/p>\n<p>Canadians don&#8217;t play basketball. We have only two NBA franchises for Pete&#8217;s sake, and they&#8217;ve only been around since the 1990s. The only Canadians that even watch basketball are Mormons.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, I don&#8217;t think soccer fields would go over very well here either. So I propose that IMAAD installs hockey rinks in Canada. If that won&#8217;t do, I think we&#8217;d settle for lacrosse or rugby fields.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not much of an athlete anymore (especially with my arthritis), so I&#8217;d personally prefer a pool hall.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at Mormon Shadow, Ronan revealed the establishment of his International Mormons Against American Domination guerrilla organisation. 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