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Two drunk men came into our sacrament meeting today and sat down at the back of the chapel. The bishopric asked me and my counsellor to keep an eye on them and escort them if they become disruptive. True to form, disruption occurred, and we escorted them out.<\/p>\n

Then we came back and listened to a sermon on service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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