Lately, some of the spam I have been getting has included jokes. I don’t know if the spammers include them because they think it increases the likelihood of readers to keep\/approve it. Some of them have been humorous, but I just couldn’t help but share the following one that came in today.<\/p>\n
A man and a woman ?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00c4\u00f9 who have never met before but are both married to other people ?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00c4\u00f9 found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly: he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.<\/p>\n
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, ?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8?\u00ecMa?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2am, I?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2m awfully cold.?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u00ac\u00f9<\/p>\n
?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8?\u00ecI have a better idea,?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u00ac\u00f9 she replied. ?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8?\u00ecJust for tonight, let?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2s pretend that we?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2re married.?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u00ac\u00f9<\/p>\n
?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8?\u00ecWow! That?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u201a\u00d1\u00a2s a great idea,?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u00ac\u00f9 he exclaimed.<\/p>\n
?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8?\u00ecGood,?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u00ac\u00f9 she replied. ?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8?\u00ecGet your own blanket!?\u00a2\u201a\u00c7\u00a8\u00ac\u00f9<\/p>\n
After a moment of silence, he farted.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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