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You know you’ve been elders quorum president too long when

You know you’ve been elders quorum president too long when you open Family Home Evening with, “I’d like to welcome you all to elders . . .”

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Kim Siever

Queer Mormon poet with radical political views. I have been married 27 years, and we have 6 children. Sunday school president. Served in the Utah Provo Mission.

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  2. Ha ha!

    I once worked for a company where I would answer the phone 300-400 times per day with, “Thank you for phoning IPX Couriers, This is Kim. How ma I help you?” On more than one occasion, I answered my home phone like this.

    In high school, I once referred to my art teacher as Sister So-and-so.

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