Lately, some of the spam I have been getting has included jokes. I don’t know if the spammers include them because they think it increases the likelihood of readers to keep/approve it. Some of them have been humorous, but I just couldn’t help but share the following one that came in today.
A man and a woman ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù who have never met before but are both married to other people ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly: he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, ?¢‚Ǩ?ìMa?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢am, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m awfully cold.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
?¢‚Ǩ?ìI have a better idea,?¢‚Ǩ¬ù she replied. ?¢‚Ǩ?ìJust for tonight, let?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s pretend that we?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re married.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
?¢‚Ǩ?ìWow! That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a great idea,?¢‚Ǩ¬ù he exclaimed.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìGood,?¢‚Ǩ¬ù she replied. ?¢‚Ǩ?ìGet your own blanket!?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
After a moment of silence, he farted.
This same story was forwarded to me a couple of weeks ago. I did not forward it to anyone. How many people did you forward it to?
It wasn’t forwarded to me. It was one of the 150 spam messages I was deleting from the queue in Our Thoughts.
Kim doesn’t forward jokes or anything like that. Nor do I.
That’s very ‘bandwidth saving’ of you Mary :-)
ROFLMBO!!
:)